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Smugglers Jokes

Budgie smugglers and getting girls

So about 10 year s ago , I went to Benidorm with a friend and we we’re sitting on the beach and My friend wanted to know the best way for him to get attention from the girl s

I told him to go find a pebble and put it down his budgie smugglers and walk up and down the beach for a while
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Why does the rebel alliance need multiple intergalactic smugglers to change their lightbulbs?

Many Hans make light work.

Animal smugglers

A man wants to smuggle a snake and a skunk through customs. The wife says to her husband "how are we going to get them through?'. Hubby replies "I'll tie the snake around my waist and you shove the skunk up your skirt". "But what about the smell?" she says to which he responds "Well if it dies, it d...

My first day working at border customs was hectic

we arrested a big group of German meat smugglers. It was a wurst case scenario.

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