Why did Rita turn down a guy who asked her out?

He said "Will you go out with me........ **Señorita**?"

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A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?"

"What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.

"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then, when I ...

Tom Hanks and his wife Rita have tested positive for COVID-19.

It's not the first time he's been in isolation with a Wilson.

Rita found her husband hanging in his bedroom one morning with a note on his bed reading “I can’t take the critism anymore.”

She quickly cut the rope, brought him down and managed to revive him.

As her husband lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she said emotionally “my dear…that’s NOT how you spell criticism!”

It would be horrible if a Mexican male's name was rita.

Hello, Senior Rita.

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James visits his friend Henry's house

James visits his friend Henry's house, where Henry's girlfriend Rita answers the door wearing a towel.James almost instantly says, "I will give you 200 bucks if you show me one of your boobs."

"Okay, But no touching!" she says showing him her left boob.

"I will give you another 200 buc...

When I eventually met Mr Right,

I had no idea his first name was Always.

\- Rita Rudner

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A Man Who Loves His Wife... [NSFW]

A man who loves his wife decides one day to get a tattoo to commemorate their love.

He decided to get a tattoo on his penis of his wife's name, Wendy. So he goes down to the tattoo parlor and gets a big WENDY in all capitol letters down the length of his shaft. He goes home, and his wife love...

If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country.

And has last name is Rita. He would be Señor Rita.

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