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I am over 18

My pharmacist mixed up my prescription for Ritalin with Viagra.

I tried to pay attention but it was really hard

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Ritalin

Should be called ADD blocker.

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What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

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Left some Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.

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What is the antidote they use for an overdose of Ritalin called?

RitalOut.



Thanks, I'll show myself out...

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