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Ritalin Jokes

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My pharmacist mixed up my prescription for Ritalin with Viagra.

I tried to pay attention but it was really hard

Ritalin

Should be called ADD blocker.

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?

Short Attention Spam

Left some Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it’s a Ford Focus.

What is the antidote they use for an overdose of Ritalin called?

RitalOut.



Thanks, I'll show myself out...

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