How many blondes do you need to bake a chocolat cake?
Three. One for the dough and two are peeling the M&Ms
How do you make an Chocolat omelette?
With Easter eggs.
A french pastry chef spends his holidays in the US and needs to go see the local medic...
Pastry chef : Euh Docteur, I häv terribeul pain when I eat chocolate!
Doctor checks him out and after a few moments says : Ah yes, typical case of <puts on sunglasses>... PAIN AU CHOCOLAT.
What’s better than pain?
Pain au chocolat
(OC?) A man walks into a French bakery
He goes up to the counter and is offered some chocolate to which he declines, whilst noticing that there's not much for sale. The baker then hits him over the head with a rolling pin. "Ow what did you do that for?!" They only had pain au chocolats