Ribbit Jokes - 24 Hilarious Ribbit Jokes

Walking along a pond a heard a turtle ribbit

I guess you could say he has a reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the new frog movie?

I hear it's ribbiting.

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What's the difference between a frog and a toad?

The frog goes ribbit ribbit
The toad goes rub it rub it

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Why do Frogs make for good toys?

They’re ribbited for your pleasure.

How Did The Frog Sell A Million Books?

Because his story was so ribbiting!

An old man was visiting his daughter and grandson

During the visit, the grandson crawled up into his lap and said "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"

"Why sure!" the man said & offered several croaking ribbit sounds.

Delighted, the boy jumped down and ran over to a nearby closet, working hard to remove a suitcase from th...

What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

The McRibbit.

What's the difference between a frog giving a speech and the worst thing Netflix has ever done?

One is Ribbit Ribbit the other is Reboot Reboot.

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

A frog hops into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks if he wants smooth or ribbed ones. The frog replies....

"ribbit"

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit

Kermit the Frog decided to become a college professor.

His lectures are ribbiting.

A frog walks in a bar

The frog sat on the table and the guy next to him ask:
-Are you a frog?
The frog stood there for a slight minute and responded:
-ribbit

Did you guys hear about the frog that became a best-selling author?

His work was absolutely ribbiting.

My wife recently recommended a new nature documentary on frogs...

...but I didn't find it very ribbiting

Did you hear about the play with all the frogs?

It was ribbitting.

How do you detach frogs leg

You Ribbit

What kind of calculus do frogs use?

Der - ribbit - tives

What did the tadpole do when it was being bullied?

It toad its mom.

What did the other young frogs say?

We should JUMP him and RIBBIT him to shreds. Tadpole? He's more like a tattle-pole.

You know what they say, frogs have a hard time holding their tongues.

I think frogs are pretty boring

Unless, of course, they're ribbiting.

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What did the toad say when designing a toy?

Ribbit

*Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch.

Watched a documentary on frogs today

It was ribbitting

Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...

Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

One day, a princess kissed a frog...

The frog immediately turned into a handsome prince!

And soon they fell madly in love with eachother.

Before long they were at the drugstore picking out condoms.

The prince noticed that they had three kinds, and, being the gentleman that he was, asked the princess:

"Would ...

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