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ALL LOPE IS HOST!
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What do you call an antilope that doesn’t do anything?

A cantaloupe.
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A man has a job interview at the zoo...

A man has a job interview at the zoo. The man conducting the interview looks over his resume and finds it impressive.
"You're just the sort of person we've been looking for and we would like to offer you the position," says the interviewer. "But the position itself is a bit...unorthodox."
"W...
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