What rests on the ground between my feet and is covered in ants?
My ice cream cone. =(
*Inspired by actual events.
The man who rests on his laurels…
….is wearing them in the wrong place.
— Harold Coffin
What do you call it when you fail to break your addiction to mid-day rests?
A guy walks into a bar holding an alligator. He gently rests it on the counter, and takes a seat.
“You can’t bring that in here!” the bartender exclaimed, motioning for the man to leave. “Aw, he’s completely harmless, won’t hurt a fly I promise!” replied the owner of the alligator. The bartender was not amused and again insisted that the man leave. “Alright,” said the man standing up...
A miner rests his bones after a very long shift.
"I don't think I can keep doing this for much longer," he tells his buddy at the bar.
"You just need a little pep in your step," his friend says, handing him a prescription bottle. "Take one of these twice a day and then see how you're feeling tomorrow."
Hesitantly, but without much t...
A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his throat he ties his horse up outside the saloon and enters...
The town's folk eye him uneasily, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender opens his beer and sets it down on the table. "I'd be careful if I was you. Town's folk don't take kindly to newcomers, they give em a hard time. And that's what you are is a newcomer."
The leg rests have taken over!
Fear the Ottoman Empire!