My mother would tell me to always act responsibly.

Which is a great way to get arrested for a crime you didn't commit

To me, "drink responsibly"...

means don't spill it.

Bought some high strength lager. On the label it says “Please drink responsibly.”

Well, I’ve got my seat belt on...

I saw a sign saying "please drink responsibly"

But the bar only had absolut so I got drunk on that instead.

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You know how drinks always mention "Please drink responsibly" ?

... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions "Please jerk responsibly"

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