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Responsibly Jokes

Just bought some extra strong beer. On the tin it says 'Please drink responsibly'

Well I've got my seat belt on...

To me, "drink responsibly"...

means don't spill it.

My mother would tell me to always act responsibly.

Which is a great way to get arrested for a crime you didn't commit

I saw a sign saying "please drink responsibly"

But the bar only had absolut so I got drunk on that instead.

One guy wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:

"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

You know how drinks always mention "Please drink responsibly" ?

... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions "Please jerk responsibly"

Thinking of starting a liquor brand and getting free advertising from the other major labels

I'm going to call it "responsibly"

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