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A luxury airplane is flying over Europe, carrying five passengers: representatives from England, Japan, USA, Canada, and Russia.

The pilot emerges from the cockpit, interrupting their conversation. "Slowly but surely, we are falling. I will attempt to crash-land as smoothly as possible, but I urge you to jump out with a parachute."

After briefly explaining how to use the parachutes, the pilot goes back to the controls....

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They have erections every 4 years.

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They pitch to each other.

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Trick question. You have to have a brain to change a lightbulb.

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I don’t want to be involved in arms dealing.

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