In WWII, Hungary had finally declared war on the USA. An envoy is sent to the US embassy, where they handed over the formal declaration, after which the following conversation took place:
\- What is your form of government?
\-Who's your king?
\- We don't have a king, but a regent.
\- Okay, then who's the regent?
\- Admiral Miklós Horthy.
\- Admiral? So do you have access to the ocean?
\- Okay. Do you...
I studied the cantaloupe joke
I’ve done it! I studied the origin of the cantaloupe joke. Then I then fact checked it into the night, and oh my God, it works on every level! I now present to you, the cantaloupe joke, and why it works.
Why must a melon get married in a church and nowhere else? … … Because, due to i...