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Proxy Jokes

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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

"Really..?" the photographer asked. "Well, good....

The doctor just diagnosed me with Kleptomania By Proxy

But I didn't take it personally.

The *second* time Hansel and Gretel found a gingerbread cottage in the woods, they sent someone else to take a trial nibble first.

This is called "Munch Housen by Proxy"

A proxy examinee was caught

Right after a college entrance test, police arrested a college student who was taking the test for someone else. But everyone is puzzled as the procurator's scores were only 15 out of 100. Turns out, he had recieved a million bucks in advance and was ready to flee after the test. At the police stati...

If The Three Bear's nemesis hired a leper to stand in, what would you you have?

Poxy proxy Goldilocksie

Doctor, doctor My wife keeps sending me out to eat German homes.

I'm afraid you have munchausen by proxy

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