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Replacements Jokes

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What do a vibrator and a farmer's alarm clock have in common?

They're both electronic replacements for cocks.

My PC Died today and my friend offered me to lend me his PS4 while i waited for replacements parts.

........But i was simply unconsolable

Dogs are good replacements for a girlfriend

Only problem is you have to throw them a bone rather than give them one.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy go to work at a coal mine.

When they arrive the manager assigns each of them a task. The white guy, Frank, is in charge of digging. The black guy, Jamaal, is in charge of transportation. The Chinese guy, Wong, is in charge of supplies.

They get to work and everything is going smoothly. Frank is digging up the coal at...

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Penis replacement

A man was involved in an accident that severed his penis at the base. While in hospital a doctor enters the room offering hope to the man, "Don't worry sir, we have 3 models of prosthetic penis replacements". "The first one is 12 inches long and 4 inches in girth. This one costs 15 thousand. The sec...

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