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Reclining Chair Jokes

I hate reclining chairs...

I cant stand them

The CEO of a reclining chair company was fired today...

He was just too laid back.

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What does the old Nazi call his favorite reclining chair?

Mein Kampfy chair.

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Wrong place

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good “house of ill repute.” He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake, he went to 255 West 42nd St., the office of a chiropodist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised bu...

A Chinese Man who knew no English wanted to visit America,

so he bought a ticket and flew over. The first place he saw was a candy store. He heard a child screaming,
"HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP,"
then the Chinese man nodded and left. The next place he visited was a restaurant, where he saw a couple children banging forks and knives on the table and yelling,...

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