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Lounger Jokes

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A man is lying on a sun lounger drinking a beer while his wife struggles mowing the lawn with a push mower.

When their neighbour sticks his head over the fence and starts shouting at the man. "Look at you, sitting on your backside while your wife works her arse off! You should be bloody well hung!"

The man sets down his beer, looks his neighbour straight in the eye, and replies.

"I am. That'...

Whats a dogs favorite piece of furniture?

The "bark-a lounger"

My dog has picked out her favorite chair in our living room.

It's a bark-a-lounger.

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