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Why do mountain ranges make such good comedians?

Because they're HILL-AREAS!

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Two guys in a helicopter are crossing a mountain range when the rotor breaks and the chopper is going to crash.

As they are falling to their certain death, the pilot calmly reaches to his pocket and pulls out a bright red lipstick. He puts lipstick on, then tears the steering wheel out of the dashboard and shoves it up his ass. Passenger looks at the pilot in horror and shouts "what the hell are you doing, we...

What was Lawrence Welk's favorite mountain range?

The Polkanos.

One from 3rd Grade: What's the name of the funniest mountain range?

The Himhilarious

What do you get when you cross a mountain range with 40 elephants?

A strategic military advantage against the Romans in the Second Punic War.

I canโ€™t stop laughing at pictures of mountain ranges

They are hill areas!

In which mountain range do fruit trees primarily grow?

The Apple-achian mountains.

A new mountain range

Have you heard of the mountain range predicted to be just outside the Appalachians? It's called the Extrapolations.

The Monk and The Cow

A humble monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, and the river flows with the breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. Softly, the mo...

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

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The camel leg thief

Shaun is a tourist visiting a small town in the Arabian desert. He stops into a shop one day and when he's finished, he finds that his camel is missing its legs. Shocked, he approaches a bystander and asks if he saw who took his camel's legs. The bystander squints at him, looks at the camel, and say...

In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants.

He got a mountain range that never forgets.

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