Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?

It was a desserted island.

What do you call a member of the Bucharest Fire Brigade?

A py-Romanian.

What do you call a dinosaur made out of glass?

A Py-rex

A 3.14 meter long snake !

What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake ?

- a "Py"thon

What do you call a 43 kilometre long snake ?

- a marathon !

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