After several months of “gentle encouragement” from my partner, I finally went to see the eye doctor.
First she did a pressure test, blowing a puff of air into each eye and carefully observing my responses on a monitor. Then she examined each eye with the little hand-held lights.
Th...
A farmer went out to the field and found one his cows had gone cross-eyed
The cow could hardly walk and kept bumping into things. Fearing it might hurt itself, he called his vet to come have a look at the cow. The vet took one look at the cow and told the farmer "I've seen this before. You stand up there in front and watch her eyes." The vet took out a section of hose, pu...
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