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Airtight Jokes

Apparently the company that makes Tupperware is going bust, which is a surprise.

I thought their finances would have been airtight.

My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76

Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.

Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.

I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.

I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals.

We're famous for our airtight seal.

Please rate my absolutely horrendous joke

So, two detectives of the NYPD are investigating a murder, and have three suspects:
Bob,
Archibald,
Mark.

Bob being the prime suspect, and Mark being the least suspected of the three.

They take Bob into the interrogation room hoping for a quick and easy confession. However, ...
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