I have so many insecurities but from now im going to start acting like a plant.
Get to the root problems
Robber: Your insecurities, put them in the bag
Cashier: Please, it's all I have left
Where can you find the highest volume of insecurities trading in the world?
The New York Stalk Exchange
My wife just left me
because of my insecurities.
Wait, she's back. Just went out to pick the mail.
Having immigrated at 1 and been raised in Los Angeles
by two hard-working first generation Korean parents,
I still struggle with insecurities, some of which are
worsened by deeply ingrained Asian stereotypes from my past.
Just the other week, my Caucasian friend Jessie and I hit the links
and I tee off 250 yards straight dow...
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My fiancee thought I was bringing a condom to work with me this morning [Actually happened]
We have this miniature dresser in our bedroom that rests on an entertainment stand. Top drawer is random junk like buttons that come with clothes, receipts, etc. Middle drawer is jewelry. Bottom drawer is condoms.
This morning, I went into the top drawer to get a microfiber cloth that came wi...