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Protocols Jokes

I know it's lockdown, but if we both wear protection and take other safety protocols...

...can I come over and get a haircut?

I dont know what the protocols are for this Coronavirus are....

But I know WHO knows

Our ATMs cannot be hacked due to 2 high security protocols...

1. No cash.
2. Out of service.

I took my father to the dentist.

My father is very old and frail, so he needs help when he leaves the house. The other day, I had to take him to the dentist.

Due to Covid-19 protocols, every person who went into the building had to have a temperature check. There was a lady and her mother in front of us, and when checked, t...

A regional manager of a Chinese restaurant chain was visiting one of the stores around the holidays.

He was there to check how the store was doing, making sure safety protocols were in place, making sure it was clean, etc. Upon entering the restaurant he was greeted with Christmas decor, lights, garland, Santa clauses everywhere, and holiday music.
“What’s with the get up?” The manager asked. <...

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