Supports Jokes - 16 Hilarious Supports Jokes

Got a date tonight with a lady who makes metal supports for gates.

There's a lot hinging on this.

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How many Biden supports does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just change the definition of ‘changing light bulb’

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A woman buys a wardrobe for her bedroom

After it is installed all is well until the train passes on the nearby track and the wardrobe falls down.

She calls a technician to check it out, he proceeds to secure it with some supports but when the train passes it again falls down.

Surprised but determined, the technician again in...

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My daughter just walked into the living room and said

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.

Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me a...

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Until federal law supports the love between two men

It’s just a mandate

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I want to start a organization that supports struggling youths throughout Asia

I wanna call it "Youth'N'Asia!"

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What do you call a sniper that supports communism?

A Marxman

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What do you call a math tool that supports farming vehicle rights?

Protractor

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I am involved with a group that supports gastrointestinal awareness.

We call ourselves the bowel movement.

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Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia

Just proclaim you are homosexual

A man walks into a department store

He says to sales lady "I would like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the sales lady asked "what kind of bra?"

He repeated a "Baptist bra, she said to tell you she wanted a Baptist bra, and you would know what she wanted."

"Ah now I remember" sai...

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What do you call it when a garden shed supports the Nazi movement?

The Third Rake

I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.

Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.

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What do you call a man who supports women's sports?

A sports brah

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Finally an international statesman supports Prism

....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea.

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A joke my Dad told me that I never understood when I was a child.

A man walking along a California beach is deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, Grant me one wish."

The sunny Californian sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"<...

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