Tcp Jokes

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

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It should have worn its subnet mask

We will be converting all TCP applications to UDP to avoid handshakes.

But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer."

The bartender replies, "You want a beer?"

The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

you gotta start using UDP over TCP to avoid handshake