My TCP/IP LAN contracted COVID-19

It should have worn its subnet mask

A TCP joke.

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

...

A TCP packet walks into a bar

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer."

The bartender replies, "You want a beer?"

The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

I could tell you a joke about TCP....

But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

man coronavirus is real..

you gotta start using UDP over TCP to avoid handshake

Because of COVID19...

We will be converting all TCP applications to UDP to avoid handshakes.

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