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What happened to the profiterole who went to divorce court?

She got full custardy.



I missed my cake day but there's my shit joke.

What's it called when you see desserts out of the corner of your eye?

Profiterole vision

Patient: I seem to be seeing cream cakes in the corner of my eye

Doctor: that's just your profiterole vision

I made one up.

Guy goes to the Doctors

"I have this problem.. I keep seeing cream cakes in the corner of my eye! I look and there's nothing there! Wtf is going on?!"

"Nothing to worry about" Doc replies

"It's just your profiterole vision"

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