First Order Jokes

The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter beer. The fourth orders an eighth of a beer...


The bartender pulls out two beers and tells them to know their limits.

He orders a Beer, drinks it in one go and goes to the balcony and jumps off. A guy sitting in the bar sees this and wants to call 911 but the Guy comes out of the elevator. The other guy is a bit confused but doesn't say anything. The First orders another beer, drink it in one go and goes to the bal... read more