The Force Jokes - 23 Hilarious The Force Jokes

May the force be...

... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

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TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.

While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.

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Newton said "The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

Yet here I am. Still single.

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I know how the Force Awakens ends!

Credits.

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"Update the force, Luke"

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Duct tape is like the force.

It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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The Empire was finally successful with destroying The Force

All they had to do was vaccinate for midichlorians

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What do you call a Sasquatch who uses the Force?

A yedi

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How did the Mexican chef become the best cop on the force?

Consistency. He always finished a case a dia.

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The Force is like a priest

It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it has a powerful effect on the weak minded

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Why don’t Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table?

Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.

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“May the force be with you.”

“And also with you,” said the Catholic Jedi.

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Which soft drink is one with the force?

The Fanta Menace

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"Noun; the force that attracts objects towards the center of a celestial body."

"Very nice, Elphaba, but I said '_defy_ gravity'"

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Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens....

Han's down.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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Hey girl are you the force of gravity?

Because I'd rate you a -9.8

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I felt a great disturbance in the force today:

Millions of parents quietly rejoiced while their children cried out in terror and were quickly silenced by their new homeroom teachers.

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What do you call the connection between a family of Force users?

The Force Kin.

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Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes

Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Sir Isaac Newton walks into his office…

And says.. ..I like them thicc af.

…But Sir, we can’t say that!

Sir Isaac Newton: Then say this “ The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.”

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