The Force Jokes - 23 Hilarious The Force Jokes

May the force be...

... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world.

While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.

Newton said "The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"

Yet here I am. Still single.

I know how the Force Awakens ends!

Credits.

"Update the force, Luke"

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Duct tape is like the force.

It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

The Empire was finally successful with destroying The Force

All they had to do was vaccinate for midichlorians

What do you call a Sasquatch who uses the Force?

A yedi

How did the Mexican chef become the best cop on the force?

Consistency. He always finished a case a dia.

The Force is like a priest

It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it has a powerful effect on the weak minded

Why don’t Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table?

Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.

“May the force be with you.”

“And also with you,” said the Catholic Jedi.

Which soft drink is one with the force?

The Fanta Menace

"Noun; the force that attracts objects towards the center of a celestial body."

"Very nice, Elphaba, but I said '_defy_ gravity'"

Watching Solo die was my favorite part of The Force Awakens....

Han's down.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Hey girl are you the force of gravity?

Because I'd rate you a -9.8

I felt a great disturbance in the force today:

Millions of parents quietly rejoiced while their children cried out in terror and were quickly silenced by their new homeroom teachers.

What do you call the connection between a family of Force users?

The Force Kin.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Sir Isaac Newton walks into his office…

And says.. ..I like them thicc af.

…But Sir, we can’t say that!

Sir Isaac Newton: Then say this “ The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.”

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