so I had to ground them. They put up some resistance at first, but firmly grasped the problem, and are conducting themselves properly now.
A concerned parent calls their child’s pediatrician and says, “Recently my child has started eating power cords. What should I do?”
Without missing a beat the doctor responds, “depending on the current situation at home you need to ground him until he can conduct himself appropriately!”
A man suddenly appeared at the gates of Hell… (Story Joke)
He looked up to see the Devil sitting at a chair.
“Hello my friend,” The Devil said kindly, “How are you this fine eternity?”
“A bit confused,” the man replied, “I didn’t realise that I was dead.”
“I understand,” the Devil said sympathetically, “Why don’t you tell me how you go...
A man calls technical support.
“Word Perfect Technical support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen ...
Epitaph for a house cat: "She died as she lived..."
"...chewing on power cords."
So three guys are waiting in line to get into heaven...
And Saint Peter was walking around making sure everyone was doing OK and stopped at Bob. St Peter asks "So, how did you die?"
Bob says, "well my wife and I live on a third story apartment and I thought she was cheating on me. So I came home early from work one day, to catch her in the act. W...
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A man suspects his wife is cheating on him...
so he decides to come home early and catch her in the act. When he arrives at their apartment he finds another car that he doesn't recognize. Furious, he throws the door open to find his wife, sweating and in her underwear sitting at their dining room table.
In a rage, he starts to tear throu...
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