Did you know it's illegal for the president to use an extension cord?
That'd be an overreach of his power.
A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.
It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight.
The entire fence was covered in lights! Fenc...
One of my Irish buddies tried to develop an electric car...
It didn't have great range as he couldn't get a long enough extension cord!
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