Mortem Jokes - 4 Hilarious Mortem Jokes

Once a hobbit gets to around 125 years old, they are very likely to die. And a little known fact is that, when they do, they are generally found to have a raging, post-mortem erection!

That's right, old hobbits die hard.

What do game companies do with their old successful games?

Post Mortem, most port em.

What do you call it when a popular joke has been repeated so many times that it no longer gets upvotes?

Repost Mortem

What happened to Post Malone after his unexpected death?

A Post Mortem.

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