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Little Johnny stomps on some honeybees....

One day little Johnny was playing outside. As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive. The honeybees cam out of the hive and started swirling around Johnny. This pissed Johnny off so he stomped on the bees. His father witnessed this and told him: “Don’t do that! No honey for a ...

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Honeybees make honey. What kind of bees make milk?

boobies.

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees?

BOO-BEES!

Q: What do the Amish call a jar full of honeybees?

A: A vibrator.

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Don't do that.

One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly." Her father replied "Don't do that, butterflies are our friends. No butter for a week." A little while later the girl was playing and she clapped her hands and said "Daddy, daddy, I ...

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Strange Punishment

Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of though...

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