drug addicts are converting their meth back into Sudafed.
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What kind of Bee collects Milk instead of Pollen?
did you know that bees are allergic to pollen?
Because when they get exposed to them they develop hives
So I was training to collect pollen
And my final grade was a B
I’m really allergic to pollen
But I feel this spring will be breathtaking
There's a big difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US.
A UK bee carries pollen, a US bee carries data
What do you call a bumble-bee from New Zealand?
What did the momma bee say to the baby bee when he didn't collect enough pollen?
If I run around pollenating flowers...
Am I a human beeing?
Mike Tyson is playing Jeopardy and the clue is "The part of a flower's stamen where pollen is produced".
He's the first to buzz in. Alex Trebek calls on him:
Mike: "What is the answer?"
Alex: "You can't ask me, Mike. You have to give me the answer."
Mike: "I am! What is the answer?"
Alex: "You have to give *us* the answer to the clue, Mike, we can't tell...
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES!
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All th...
I've just read that the pollen count is exceptionally high this year.
That would explain why my 14 year old son is getting through so many boxes of tissues, poor little mite.
Did you boys ever hear of the planet where the inhabitants were mobile flowers?
Remarkably similar to Earthly blossoms, but they had feet and human intelligence.
The whole planet was ruled by a king called Richard the Artichoke-Heart, and one day at a court orgy his eye was caught by Fuchsia, a pale-eyed perennial. Her beauty was so great it almost made up for her stupi...
A reminder to all people with allergies at this time of year
Technically pollen is plant sperm.
So you don't have allergies you have an STD you got from a plant.
Teacher: "Does anybody have any food allergies"
Teacher: "Well, you don't eat pollen, do you?"
Carl: "No ma'am, I'm allergic"
I See Death
All around me, i see death. In the streets. In public transportation. I don't know if i should isolate myself in my room and never leave, or wear a mask that might not even work.
I see death whenever i take a breath. I feel the tingle in my throat, the tears in my eyes, the fluids running dow...
Three men are sentenced to die in Great Britain.
The night before the men got drunk and destroyed the Queen's garden. Knowing her garden is full of pollen, she offers them a chance at life under one condition.
The men must learn self control by sitting in the garden and not sneezing, not even once. If one of them succeeds in the time allot...
A Story of Two Bees
So once upon a time, there were two bees, and they were out collecting pollen for their hive. It was going well at first, but soon the clouds started to gather together. One bee said to Two bee, "We better hurry up and meet our quota, it looks like it's going to rain." Two bee said to One bee, "Yes,...
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I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed
I asked her what she took for that.
She said usually pollen or ragweed
Professor San Holo
Prof San Holo was busy at his lab. He was experimenting with splicing genetic material from rams into eggs of bees. With global warming, certain species of flowering plants flourish while others perish. The idea was to give bees the ability to digest leaves and grass to make honey and thereby reduc...