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Replant Jokes

What do you call a company that replants fields of grass using cropduster airplanes?

A re-seeding airline!



This joke sucks but it's my cakeday and I was told there would be plentiful imaginary internet points .... XD

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting…

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want ...

The farm

An old farmer was continuously digging up and replanting a fence post out by the road. He does this for several days until a young kid from next door comes over and asks him why he continues planting the same post over and over. The farmer looks at the kid then points to the sign above the entry t...

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Thibodeaux and Pedro playing Golf

Thibodeaux and Pedro are playing golf. Pedro tees off first and his shot sails past the fairway and down into a patch of buttercups. Pedro goes down and starts rooting around in the buttercups. After 10 minutes he starts getting frustrated and starts swinging away with his clubs. Pedro is tearing up...

A white collar is watching two blue collars.

While looking out of his window, Jack the IT guy sees two construction workers in the park. Both of them have shovels. Jack watches the first dig a hole about eight feet deep, three feet wide. After he's all done, the other worker proceeds to take all the soil the first worker dug up and replant it ...

Optimist Joe

An optimist by every account, Joe was sitting in the bar when his friends come to him and say, "Joe, how can you call yourself an optimist when bad things are always happening ?" To which Joe replied, "there's always a good side to every situation, you just have to know it."

So, they tell Joe...

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