Mike Tyson is playing Jeopardy and the clue is "The part of a flower's stamen where pollen is produced".
He's the first to buzz in. Alex Trebek calls on him:
Mike: "What is the answer?"
Alex: "You can't ask me, Mike. You have to give me the answer."
Mike: "I am! What is the answer?"
Alex: "You have to give *us* the answer to the clue, Mike, we can't tell...
If you don't know how to answer a question on a flower biology test...
You can always guess the anther
A big man walks into a bar
A big man walks into a bar with a drop dead gorgeous woman on one arm & a little short man sitting on his other shoulder. He orders 2 double margaritas, pays with a $100 bill and tells the bartender to keep the change. As the bartender sets down the drinks the little short man jumps off the big ...