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Piers Jokes

According to statistics, the highest suicide rate is found near piers.

I think it’s because of pier pressure.

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Piers Morgan says women send him their knickers in the post.

Presumably with the message ‘From one to another.

When your friend Matt, who you know doesn't like piers, gets too close to one.

Onomatopoeia

(For best experience, say in an English accent)

How do you ensure a dock gets a fair trial?

Have it decided by a jury of his piers

I heard the boat lost at sea was the best boat around.

It had no piers.

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Three guys were talking to each other in a bar

Three guys were talking to each other in a bar "Hey guys I think I might have the smallest arms" says one. "I think I have the smallest head" says another. "I got you both beat I think I have the smallest " said the third. "Lets see if we can get in the Guinness book of world records" says the ...
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