Fidel Castro Dies and Goes to Heaven

Castro finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter is there, surprised to see him. He says, "Fidel, you've done so many awful things in your life, how did you get here?"

Castro says, "It was the Pope. He blessed me and told me I must have been chosen by God, so I was certainly going to heave...

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What's in a name?

It's St. Paddy's Day in a small Irish town. Everyone is celebrating and laughing, as happy as they can be. Except for one man, alone in a pub, face in is hands. The bartender, seeing his distress, walks down and says, "What's the matter, lad? It's St. Paddy's Day, everyone in Ireland should be celeb...

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