A drug-dealer managed to hide his drug stash from the authorities by concealing it under a small, unassuming jetty which was not visible during high tides.

It was low-quay hidden away.

What's a toilet on a Portuguese jetty called?

A porto potty.

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The man with the small head.

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old timer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the bloke and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?"

The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... bu...

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