Why did the recently deceased start piling up at the intersection outside the morgue?
They were dropped off by the coroner.
Ever since my wife started working, the dishes have been piling up
because when I unload the dishwasher the noise interrupts her zoom calls, and I want to be mindful of her professional image so I wait until later in the evening to clean.
I read a news article saying that there's a backlog of bodies piling up at the morgue.
Must be that God damn Coronervirus.
After months, the person who keeps piling dirt on my land is now using sand.
The plot thickens.
When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."
One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.
Then breaking through the flu...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
NSFW An upset older gentleman calls his doctor. "Doctor Smith," it's Harold Renquist." "How can I help you today, Harold?" "Doctor, it's my wife of 42 years, Ethel. I think she's dead." "What do you mean you "think" she's dead?" asked the doctor.
"Well," said Harold, "the sex is the same but the dishes are piling up in the sink”
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