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Since I started building dikes and levees for a living everyone is full of advice...

I tell them, "*Water* you talking about?

Two Boats and a Helicopter

*Not my joke*

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

"Better get in, Preacher. The wate...

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