He rarely went out in public and spent the majority of his life trying to blend in to the background.
And this devotion to anonymity followed Tim through his entire childhood and adolescence.
As Tim approached his eighteenth birthday, his one friend,...
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Hitler, Napoleon, and Rasputin are in a bar in Hell recounting their glory days
Hitler: "It vas going so vell, I had conquered most ov Europe and the vorld seemed to be just vithin mien reach...but then I invaded Russia."
Napoleon: "That's nothing. I easily conquered all of Europe. I even became Emporer! It was all goin so well...but then I invaded Russia."
In the days of old the River Thames was once plagued with a giant wyrm.
The dread creature preyed upon any who used or went near the river, and many lives were lost, and eventually the call went out for a brave knight to slay the vile creature. It soon became apparent that this was no task for a common knight, but only the holiest and most dedicated - a living saint. ...
It's time for some Tern Jokes!
* A group of sea-birds flew over Amsterdam. No tern was left unstoned.
* Frans just opened up his new Deli and was doing quite well. People came in from miles around to buy his sausages and meats, and they never left unsatisfied. One day a man walks in and orders a pound of sausage. Fran...