So other day I was chatting with this one girl who wasn't that tech savvy per se. The conversion went like this:
Her: HEEEEY, HOW ARE YOU??
Me: Uhh try pressing the Caps Lock.
Her:OMG AWESOME, NOW I DONβT HAVE TO KEEP PRESSING SHIFT!!!!
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A woman was resting in the hospital after giving birth.
As she watched the Doctor and nurses clean up her baby she noticed a look of concern on the doctor's face.
"Is my baby okay doctor?" she asked.
"Well," the doctor replied, "there's nothing wrong per se. Your baby is otherwise healthy. It's just that we've discovered your baby is inters...
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Tax Man (long)
One morning, a man got a call from the IRS.
IRS Agent: "Mr. Smith, we have noticed some large discrepancies on your account. We would like for you to come down to our office so that we can clear this issue up."
Mr Smith: "Gee, that sounds like a big deal. Should I bring a lawyer?" ...
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