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A friend asked me how my new job at the pharmacy was going...

I told him "it's okay, the pay is crap but the percs are great!"

Living with your drug dealer isn't all that bad

It has its percs.

Opioid abuse may have a downside...

But it also has its Percs.

My Wife Just Started Working At A Coffee Shop

Not for the money, for the percs.

My dream job is being a pharmacist

Not only does it pay well, but you can get a lot of percs

Being a drug dealer is a tough job.

But it has plenty of percs to make up for it.

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