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Ellipsis Jokes

What's a Shakespearean ellipsis?

Doth doth doth

My wife told me her period was lasting several days longer than normal. I said,

Sounds more like an ellipsis...

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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