Pandemics Jokes - 5 Hilarious Pandemics Jokes

Why are Muslim youth the best at dealing with pandemics?

Because as a Quran-Teen, you always keep Allah by your self.

Why don't international pandemics begin in the US?

They do, but we prefer to release them in China.

Did you know there is a second heaven for people who died of pandemics?

It’s called the after party

What will people say when they are able to handle pandemics properly in the future?

Hindsight is 2020.

The US government has been there for us through hard times From the great depression, the numerous market crashes, through pandemics of flu and tragedies like the loss of American lives.

I'm starting to think they're bad luck

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