If a satirical website can dupe the president of the US
imagine what foreign intelligence agencies do to him.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...
"The onion" has run out of business
They just say that they have no chance to best Trump at satirical news.
News: Trump saves lives
Of immigrants. By quarantining the USA.
(Just a satirical joke folks, not a political comment.)