A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, turns and says...
"Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure...but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were...
If a satirical website can dupe the president of the US
imagine what foreign intelligence agencies do to him.
They're writing a satirical play based on The Human Centipede.
It'll be very tongue in cheek.
"The onion" has run out of business
They just say that they have no chance to best Trump at satirical news.