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Palm Sunday Jokes

For Palm Sunday Sister Agnes wanted to bring a lovely bouquet of anemones.

However, the sanctuary was already decorated with palm branches. The pastor said, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Palm Sunday

A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...

If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?

Palm Sunday.

First time posting, please be gentle.

CHURCH SQUIRRELS

There were five houses of religion in a small town:
The Presbyterian Church,
The BaptistChurch , 
The MethodistChurch , 
The Catholic Church and 
The Jewish Synagogue. 

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. 

One day, the Presbyterian Churchcalled a ...

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My wife once gave up sex for lent

I learnt the true meaning of Palm Sunday

Today is Palm Sunday!

As far as Easter foreshadowing goes, I think they nailed it.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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