Palm Sunday Jokes - 7 Hilarious Palm Sunday Jokes

For Palm Sunday Sister Agnes wanted to bring a lovely bouquet of anemones.

However, the sanctuary was already decorated with palm branches. The pastor said, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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Palm Sunday

A day that single men thank their palms for all the good work they did this past year...

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If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?

Palm Sunday.

First time posting, please be gentle.

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CHURCH SQUIRRELS

There were five houses of religion in a small town:
The Presbyterian Church,
The BaptistChurch ,
The MethodistChurch ,
The Catholic Church and
The Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Churchcalled a ...

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My wife once gave up sex for lent

I learnt the true meaning of Palm Sunday

Today is Palm Sunday!

As far as Easter foreshadowing goes, I think they nailed it.

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Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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