What is atheism?

A non - prophet organization

Most would say atheism isn't the best business model

Some would even say it's non-prophet!

What is atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

I found r/atheism the other day

Still can't believe it

Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.

One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

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Celibacy and atheism are quite similar.

One is avoiding sex, and the other is avoiding sects.

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A comprehensive observation about common religions and religious practices.

Jainism: You must not disturb shit

Bhuddism: You must become one with the shit.

Taoism: Shit happens

Shintoism: Our ancestors thought of this shit.

Hinduism: Eating meat makes you a shit person.

Paganism: Here's some shit that represents other shit.

Reform J...

At my exam on religion I was given a multiple choice question to define atheism

Eventually I checked "none of the above."

I found out my friend was running a charity for atheism.

He said it was a non-prophet organization.

God made me perfect in every way...

Aside from the atheism, of course.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion

Atheism is like the 8th grade...

once you turn 15 you generally stop bragging about it.

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Religious Shit

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism: This shit happened befo...

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An atheist and a little girl.

*The folks at /r/atheism won't like this joke.*

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started ...

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Friedrich Nietzsche Dies

As he ascends up to heaven, he begins to get worried that he might be wrong about atheism. He gets even more worried when he finally reaches heaven, and it looks just like how all those religious people said it would.

Then an old man with a big white beard comes up to him, and says "I'm God, ...

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Two marble statues, one of a man and one of a woman, are in a park facing each other.

An angel comes down and says "I've been watching you for years and I've seen the desire in your hearts. I'm going to make you fully human for 20 minutes so you can fulfil that desire. The statues look at each other, run behind some bushes and go at it. Ten minutes later they come back with big grins...

How do you know you're not logged into reddit?

There are /r/atheism posts on the frontpage

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