How can you tell the difference between a theist and an atheist?

Ask them to read GODISNOWHERE

I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible

Guess, I'm an Eight-theist

Jack, a renown atheist, dies...

... and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he's greeted by Satan himself.

Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: "Welp, I've been wrong all my life and I guess I'm now to pay the price for my lack of faith"

Satan laughs and replies: "Awh it's not so bad down here, ...

What's the difference between an atheist and a theist?

A theist leaves a little space for Jesus.

A friend of mine opposes religion so much that they say they’re “allergic to Jesus.”

So I told them to take an anti-theist-amine.

I'm a theist

I would be atheist, but I left a space for God.

guys pray for my friend. He told me he only believed 12.5% of the bible...

he said he's an eighth theist

A reporter is interviewing the pope...

Reporter: Are you a theist?
Pope: No, I'm a theist!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.

A lot of people believe the chicken came first.

I'm egg-theist.

Proof of God

Every atheist becomes a theist if you give them a little space

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokéstop.

Today, I had two religious people for dinner.

That makes me an "ate-theist".

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