If a theist has belief in a god and an atheist has non-belief what does that make agnostics?
I only believe 12.5% of the Bible
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist
Theist: God is real!
Atheist: No, imaginary!
Mathematician: You make this needlessly complex.
Here’s a simple way of converting an atheist to a theist.
Just give them a little space.
How can you tell the difference between a theist and an atheist?
Ask them to read GODISNOWHERE
Jack, a renown atheist, dies...
... and to his utter surprise ends up in hell where he's greeted by Satan himself.
Completely shocked he talks to the devil and says: "Welp, I've been wrong all my life and I guess I'm now to pay the price for my lack of faith"
Satan laughs and replies: "Awh it's not so bad down here, ...
I'm a theist
I would be atheist, but I left a space for God.
An Athiest in hell
An atheist dies and goes to hell
The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:"No...
Why was the priest thrown out of church?
He called himself “a theist”.
A friend of mine opposes religion so much that they say they’re “allergic to Jesus.”
So I told them to take an anti-theist-amine.
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.
A reporter is interviewing the pope...
Reporter: Are you a theist? Pope: No, I'm a theist!
A lot of people believe the chicken came first.
Today, I had two religious people for dinner.
That makes me an "ate-theist".