Theo visits his sister, a veterinarian...

And being a good brother, he brought 2 cups of hot chocolate, her favorite drink. Angela, his sister thanks him, but marks her cup because after all these years she knows how forgetful he can be, and how he can mistake her cup for his.

Sure enough, after chatting a bit, Theo reaches for a cu...

Is Theology the study of people named Theo?

That's actually the whole thing sorry.

Dad joke but it's mine.

Edit 1: at the request of a punchline

"I was just Theorizing"

Edit 2: Aww now you guys are just being kind.

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Flight attendant: is there a doctor onboard?

Dr. Seuss: *[starts to get up]*

**Mrs. Seuss:** sit the fuck down theo!

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A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

I need to know if this works

So I've come up with another joke. Feel like it's a bit 'meh'.



I think I had an invisible sniper friend once - his name was Theo Reticle.

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