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What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

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A gentleman carrying an infant was travelling from London to Bristol on a train...

A gentleman carrying an infant was travelling from London to Bristol on a train. Another gentleman entered the compartment, dumped his 2 huge suitcases, and sat beside the first.
As you know, Englishmen don't immediately speak to each other. So the first gentleman waited very politely for a whil...

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