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Smarmy Jokes

"If there are two idiots in the room, please stand up . . ."

The sarcastic teacher said this before surveying the room with a smarmy smile.

After a long silence, a lone student stands up in the middle of the classroom.

"I honestly didn't expect anyone to stand up. Mister, why do you consider yourself and an idiot?" The teacher asks this with a ...

I think I would be terrible to have around at a bukkake..

Because I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from gently nudging the girl with my elbow while making eyes at one of the other guys, and saying “Get a load of this guy!” In a smarmy voice.

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