I used to hate algae...

But now I’m kinda lichen it

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What would a funny biology teacher say to a class full of homosexuals?

You're algae and I'm a fungi.

Where does algae drive their cars?

On the rhodophyta.

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship?

I'm lichen it

Scientists have discovered a new species of moss that can perform arithmetic calculations.

They do this using algae-rhythms.

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Why had the two algae never had sex?

Because they had a planktonic relationship.

Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.

Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.

Last night I dreamt my math teacher was a mermaid…

and my secret lover.

But she dumped me after I couldn’t unhook her top part.

Too bad. I failed my algae bra test.

Why did the kelp attend Pride?

Because it was part of the algae-BT community.

What did the mermaid wear to her math class?

An algae-bra

What do mathematician mermaids wear?

Algae-bras!

Marine biology

I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.

Really dude? What course?

Algae brah.

What's a fish's favourite TV manufacturer?

Algae.

Creation vs. Evolution

After a sermon on creation, a curious young boy asked, "Dad? How did we get here?"
"Remember God created EVERYTHING in six days. On the sixth day, he scooped up some dust and made Adam. He took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve. They had kids and their kids had kids and so on, so that's how we'...

What do college fish study?

Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!

Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom?

She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha..

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