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Algae Jokes

What did the algae say to the fungi?

I’ve taken a lichen to you!

what did the mermaid wear to the maths class?

An "algae bra"

Freddy the fungus and Alice the algae met one another and...

they took a lichen to each other

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Why had the two algae never had sex?

Because they had a planktonic relationship.

What kind of math do fish like?

ALGAE-bra

I made a video about the symbiotic relationships between fungus and algae

Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

Where does algae drive their cars?

On the rhodophyta.

Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.

Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.

I saw a rainbow flag covered in seaweed.

AlgaeBTQ

Why did the kelp attend Pride?

Because it was part of the algae-BT community.

My math teacher grew seaweed on his wife's undergarments.

He really was fond of algae-bra.

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Jesus & Moses in a boat

so jesus and moses were rowing a boat fishing for supper and after no action Jesus was getting bored and he was like 'hey moishe, moishe--check it out, you think i can still walk on water? you think i still have it? how much you wanna bet i can still walk on water?' Moses says 'i'll take any bet you...

Creation vs. Evolution

After a sermon on creation, a curious young boy asked, "Dad? How did we get here?"
"Remember God created EVERYTHING in six days. On the sixth day, he scooped up some dust and made Adam. He took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve. They had kids and their kids had kids and so on, so that's how we'...

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What do mermaid mathematicians use to hold their breasts up?

An algae-bra.

What do you get when you push a female mathematician into a swamp?

Algae bra

Marine biology

I was going to study marine biology dude. Turns out it was just a lot of maths.

Really dude? What course?

Algae brah.

What did the Hawaiian mathematician say when he was at the aquarium?

That’s algae brah.

Why was the mermaid so good at math?

Because she wore an algae-bra.

What do college fish study?

Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!

Last night I dreamt my math teacher was a mermaid…

and my secret lover.

But she dumped me after I couldn’t unhook her top part.

Too bad. I failed my algae bra test.

Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom?

She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha..

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